Founded: 2006 Founder: Paul B. Donovan 2008 Record: 1-4-0 2008 Results & Excuses 2009 Outlook All Time Record: 8-8-0 After plundering and pillaging their way to the ultimate prize in 2007, an international and multi-team task force was created to thwart piracy in 2008. The results were not good for the Jollys, and a few Somalis.

	Justin COLDberg Paul B. DonoSchmidt Michel Joker Mattson John Shandley Dr. Death Udai Singh BATTING BATTING BATTING BATTING BATTING AB H BA OBP 23 8 0.400 0.478 W KO HR RBI 3 7 1 4 AB H BA OBP 17 10 0.667 0.706 W KO HR RBI 2 3 3 13 AB H BA OBP 20 4 0.308 0.550 W KO HR RBI 7 6 0 3 AB H BA OBP 18 5 0.357 0.500 W KO HR RBI 4 8 0 2 AB H BA OBP 6 0 0.000 0.167 W KO HR RBI 1 5 0 0 PITCHING PITCHING PITCHING PITCHING PITCHING BF IP RA ERA 43 5 22 13.20 W KO H HR 14 6 19 3 BF IP RA ERA 37 6 14 7.00 W KO H HR 0 5 22 4 BF IP RA ERA 17 2 11 16.50 W KO H HR 9 0 6 1   DID NOT PITCH   DID NOT PITCH

	2008 RESULTS Opponent Result Field at Pride of the Whifflers L: 4 - 7 Riverfront at F'Donovan L: 0 - 9 Veterans vs Wiffle Ballers L: 0 - 12 Veterans vs Homeboys L: 6 - 8 Veterans vs On-Calls* W: 12 - 11 Riverfront Notes: * = Brown Wiffle Ball of Shame game L: 6 - 8 Veterans 2008 EXCUSES HD and international forces were quick to respond to  threatening pre-tourney comments made by Udai Singh.  The Jollys were subsequently bashed apart in every facet of the game.  It is clear that no one on this team should ever be allowed to pitch.  An HD Tourney record run differential of -26 had Captain DonoSchmidt so "distraught", he was at one point found floating face down in a keg of beer.  But other witnesses claim that he was found that way well before the tourney even started. 2009 OUTLOOK The Jollys are in desperate need of pitching talent.  Some promising prospects have been scouted but the Jollys have been keeping a low profile to avoid risking another international beat down.  However, the Jollys have been making very open attempts to lure the "Kraken" back amongst their ranks.  And there have been reports that stocks of Rum in the Plymouth area are mysteriously down.

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