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The 17th Annual HD Wiffle Ball
Tourney is schedule
for Saturday, October 3, 2020
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE 2019 CHAMPIONS - The WICKED WIFFLERS!
Champs for the second time in three years,
this wicked lot found a new way to make a mockery of HD Wiffle Ball - by winning the championship game without recording a
single frickin' hit. Dave was fa'humen and Donovan was appauled, but in the end, there was nothing they could do but stick
their heads in the sand.
Stats from the 2019 season are displayed in the Archives
section of the Site, and the pre-season power rankings are summarized in the NEWS below which is not in any way fake as far as you know.
In the meantime, run your mouth off in the Smack column if you dare.
If you have any questions or comments - E-mail TheJollyWiffler@yahoo.com.
NEWS AND UPDATES
(September 19, 2020)
The 2019 HUME-DONOVAN WIFFLEBALL TOURNAMENT Pre-Season power rankings are proudly displayed below. The rankings are based
on an exhaustive review of previous years performance, current scouting reports, and a highly sophisticated predictive and
proprietary algorithm. Occasionally the rankings may be based on some drunk guy's stubborn and opinionated view point. Either
way, here they are:
- The JOLLY HOMEBOYS: What?????? Is that a thing??? WHOA HA HO HO HO NELLY. LOOK OUT
- GRIZZLY MEN: There are only so many insults you can throw at a bear before you get mauled.
- SICKNESS: Even if you're a mostly rotting corpse of a zombie, one serving of Meisters is bad for your health.
- BALLS DEEP: Is there a deep DEEP run in this team's future, or just the runs? We predict this team being in after being
out.
- PRIDE OF THE WHIFFLERS: Always a threat. To suck.
- KILLER B's: B Minus. But better than last year. And the year B4 that. And the year B4 that. And...
- MEISTERGATORS: The Scoty Special: two eggheads (Taylor and Freier), a ham (Kevin Mullaney), and two other toasted SOBs
(Kecker & Micklick) for the league minimum $0.75 and a Keystone Light.
- GET A WIFF: After an impressive push in 2019, pull my finger.
- WICKED WIFFLERS: SHAMrocks to SHAMbles.
- On-CALLS: Hahahaha ahahaha HAHAHAHAHA AAAHHHAHAHA
WIFFLE ON, YO-HO!
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