Founded: 2006 Founder: Matt Haberle 2009 Record: 1-4-0 2009 Results & Excuses 2010 Outlook All Time Record: 12-7-0 In four years of play, the F'Donovans have gone from being the Best, to nearly the best, to not-too-shabby, to terrible.  They are one strike shy of being awful.  Even with Hume's generous help, they simply could not avoid shame, remorse and warm o'doules.  But in spite of it all (literally), they still managed to F'Donovan. Bastards.

	Tom Borden Eric "Ice-E" Calrson Jason Dahly-Llama Matt Homerly Haberle Nick Hunn Hanging Chad Jacobsen BATTING BATTING BATTING BATTING BATTING BATTING AB H BA OBP 4 2 0.500 0.500 W KO HR RBI 0 0 0 1 AB H BA OBP 9 2 0.286 0.444 W KO HR RBI 2 2 1 1 AB H BA OBP 4 0 0.000 0.500 W KO HR RBI 2 1 0 1 AB H BA OBP 17 5 0.385 0.529 W KO HR RBI 4 5 2 6 AB H BA OBP 4 1 0.250 0.250 W KO HR RBI 0 3 0 0 AB H BA OBP 18 7 0.538 0.667 W KO HR RBI 5 2 0 6 PITCHING PITCHING PITCHING PITCHING PITCHING PITCHING   DID NOT PITCH BF IP RA ERA 15 3 5 5.00 W KO H HR 3 4 4 2   DID NOT PITCH BF IP RA ERA 32 5 16 9.60 W KO H HR 7 4 16 6   DID NOT PITCH BF IP RA ERA 16 2 4 6.00 W KO H HR 6 3 4 1             John Kuesel Udai Swinging Singh Scott Toomean Swideen Gary Zeien Greg Zeien   BATTING BATTING BATTING BATTING BATTING   AB H BA OBP 3 0 0.000 0.333 W KO HR RBI 1 1 0 0 AB H BA OBP 4 1 0.333 0.500 W KO HR RBI 1 2 0 1 AB H BA OBP 3 1 0.500 0.667 W KO HR RBI 1 1 0 1 AB H BA OBP 6 1 0.250 0.500 W KO HR RBI 2 1 0 1 AB H BA OBP 6 2 0.333 0.333 W KO HR RBI 0 1 1 1 PITCHING PITCHING PITCHING PITCHING PITCHING     DID NOT PITCH   DID NOT PITCH   DID NOT PITCH BF IP RA ERA 6 1 5 15.00 W KO H HR 1 0 4 2 BF IP RA ERA 9 1 5 15.00 W KO H HR 2 0 5 0 Remorse

	2009 RESULTS Opponent Result Field vs Jolly Wifflers W: 6 - 5 Veterans at Killer Bees L: 3 - 5 Veterans vs Pride of the Whifflers L: 1 - 10 Veterans at Mullany's Disciples L: 3 - 8 Riverfront vs Homeboys* L: 6 - 7 Riverfront Notes: * = Brown Wiffle Ball of Shame Game L: 6 - 8 Veterans 2009 EXCUSES Disorganization, chaos, and a roster large enough to support a zip code plagued the F'Donovans in 09.  There were even some suggestions of roster tampering by the Homeboys during the B.W.O.S.  Not surprisingly - no investigation was ordered by the commish.  Coach Haberle later commented, "Hey - at least we beat the Jollys."  Bastards. 2010 OUTLOOK The rumored return of Shawn Zaudtke should power up the offense, but the inexplicable offseason re-acquisition of Doug Houser should negate any possible positive affect he may have.  No one is quite sure what Coach Haberle is up to, but his strategy is analogous to the Chewbacca Defense.

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